I.P.L ( I. Pj . Lots)

Alright so here i am at last…venturing into this rather unfamiliar territory of blogging. Well let me tell you at the outset that I have had a blog account since June of 2007, so that’s a year of absolutely squeeeky clean blog of mine because nothing has ever been written in it. Finally it was a friend of mine who responds to the name of Mrinalini Vasudevan ( also responds to the names maaru and moplah) , whose blog on what else but PJs motivated me to share my share of PJs. In 19 years this is perhaps the only ‘art’ iv managed to be good at so why not share it with everybody. And what else could be a better topic that the current flavour of the country..the IPL. So here are a few PJs that iv managed to come up with.
P.S : no apologies to the people reading this post or to the ones iv joked about.

1.Umar Gul has proven to be our most successful bowler in the IPL but which bollywood actor always ignores him??

Ans. GUL- SHUN GROVER

2.But in the middle Umar Gul wasn’t really bowling that well and Shahrukh n Buchanan decided to exile him to the moon. So how did they break the news to him??

Ans. Gul-ab Jaa-moon !!!

3.Why are the commentators thankful that the legendary West Indian bowler Michael Holding not playing in the IPL against Kolkata Knight Riders

Ans : Because then the commentators would have to say “ the bowlers Holding the batsmans Butt” !!!!

4. How did Salman Butt anyway get into the team??

Ans : By BUTTering Shahrukh and John Buchanan

5.I heard Salman Butt was very upset.

Ans: ‘Cuz he was made the BUTT of all jokes!!


6 . What would you call a film starring Sehwag and Bipasha Basu??

Ans : The Bald and the Beautiful

7.And what would be Bipasha’s comments on Sehwag??

Ans: he completely BALD me over with his good looks and acting !!

8. Who is the only cricketer serious enough to not appreciate my PJs ??

Ans: Gautam GAMBHIR

9. After Bhajji got banned from the IPL he decided to start his own biscuit brand in collaboration with Parle-G. so what did he call his biscuits??

Ans: Bhaj-G

10. What did Ness Wadia the owner of Punjab team say when he saw his side thrashing the Mumbai Indians??

Ans: BOMBAY DYING !!
( for all those laughed at this PJ without understanding it…Ness Wadia’s family owns the fabric company BOMBAY DYEING)

11. And why did the other co-owner of Punjab, Preity Zinta get skin rashes ever since she bought the team??

Ans : She got hit by YUVI RAYS (UV rays) !

12. Had Brett Lee been playing for Kolkata then the three fast bowlers Lee,Gul and Ashok Dinda would have preferred playing a totally different game.which game??

Ans: Gul-lee Dinda !!!

13. If Brett Lee ever does join the Kolkata Knight Riders he would probably re-name himself BRETT GANGU-LEE !!!

14. VVS Laxman has been out injured for most of the IPL season so like his good friend Bhajji he too decided to do something new and acted in a film with the great Rekha, but sadly nobody watched the film.WHY??

Ans: Cuz they couldn’t cross the Laxman-Rekha !!!

15. What was the real reason behind Vijay Mallya’s anger at Rahul Dravid??

Ans : Cuz after loosing a match Dravid said Vijay Maal le aa !!

Well as the Loony Toons say “That’s All Folks”. More next time.